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There was a lad named Chaos who live in the North

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There was a lad named Chaos who lived upon the north.
Some days upon a bicycle, he would sally forth.
The cat and dog would look at him with a wistful grin,
And sneak into the fridge and fix a Mickey Finn.
“I’ll be so cross without a trout,” Dizzy twitched her tail.
And little Jenny sat and sighed, “Where’s that Russian borzoi boyfriend for me named Mikhail?”
Off he toodled far and wide on his tiny rims,
Mermaids and troll he did search on a mirthful whim.
Down the cliffs he fell and bounced, like a rubber ball,
Luckily he landed on his head to break the spinning fall.
“Curse you, trolls!” he said aloud, shaking with his fist,
“I know you’re hiding out there, in the morning mist!”
Upon the hills he stalked and stalked, waiting for his chance,
Soon a mermaid he would have in this grass expanse.
To the haunted church he’d run with his fishy bride,
And then on a honeymoon they scamper off and hide.
(How he’d get the bathtub in the trunk was a minor task,
…Best to take a swig before, from the bourbon flask.)
“Alas! Alack!” He cried, stopping in the yard,
For his magic crystal ball was shattered into shards.
The mermaid disappeared into smoke with mighty laugh,
Save all he found upon the ground was a toy giraffe.
He scratched his head and puzzled for a bit,
“I wondered how that had disappeared from my catcher’s mitt...”
:tantrum: Ohhhh. And he was so close this time.
...dang.

Poor Chaos.
:pointr: :iconchaosfive55:

I wonder what he shall do in 'retaliation'. :iconteheplz:
(hey, your brain turns to mush, and you get bored. :bored: So I might as well re-start the inside joke 'war' of bizarrenessitude.)
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